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Seen recently on a passing wholesale food truck in Auckland “Could crop circles be the job of a cereal killer?”  Clever plays on words have always amused me so I couldn’t resist sharing some of my favourites.

Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

A boiled egg is hard to beat

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it

A will is a dead giveaway

An auction: a place where you get something for nodding

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Oxymorons

sweet tart
old news
now then
jumbo shrimp

Until next time,

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